Friday, May 25, 2007
had some GP seminar thing today, on crime and punishment. we went to this talk abt drugs and this ex drug addict said, "if you can get addicted to something, you can get addicted to drugs."
i am addicted to chocolate;
i am a future drug addict.
went back to SGS with Sian Tzu to get my o level cert. didnt see anyone familiar though. *phew* speaking of certs, i have no idea where my PSLE cert has gone to.
anyway, the next section is entirely dedicated to CLAUDIA ANG.
i have realized that my dear sister is so weird! first, let me show you some photos that prove she's weird. after all, a picture's worth a thousand words right?
and here she think she's being followed by the paparazzi.
and now she wants to be a Thai dancer or something.
FYI, i did NOT edit this photo, she did. may i know which normal person would put WOOF on her own face?? exactly.
i think she looks like Ju-On here....
and now for examples on why she's weird!
reason #1: there was this one time when Father Ang was driving and we saw this poster on the back of a bus:
a movie that Claudia Ang recently watched, so she excitedly pointed it out. then Father Ang said, "that's a Harley Davidson is it?" and Claudia Ang said....
"no, that's Nicholas Cage."
WAHAHA. those people who dont get it should just go and die. i tell you, the whole car burst out in laughter right after she said it, and she still didnt get it! riiiiight.
reason #2: once there was this chicken, a hen to be exact, who wandered to outside of our house and stayed there. every morning the hen would lay an egg in one of Mother Ang's flower pots, and Mother Ang would collect the eggs. one day Mother Ang decided to cook the eggs, and Claudia Ang went, "NOO!!!! later got chick inside!!!"
i ask you. how can there be chicks when there isnt any roosters?
all right, no more reasons, if not i wont live after tonight.
Claudia Ang's parting words: "FUCK OFF ARAXES ANG!!!", while still maintaining a cutie-pie smile.
3:38 PM